Friday, December 17, 2010

SimmonsField.com announces massive layoffs

SimmonsField.com, the leading Mizzou Baseball blog on the internet, announced today that several staffers have been laid off. Sources close to management tell us, however, that the layoffs are actually terminations, prompted by repeated embarrassing copy editing blunders. The unidentified minions had been put in charge of compiling the last of nominees for the You Make the Call Poll. Reportedly, they made the list, but failed to check it twice to find out who is newbie or not.

Trripleplay, the founder and CEO of SimmonsField.com has gone into seclusion after releasing a terse statement:
"Vote Early. Vote Often."

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